December 31, 2005

A season for everything

Well, dears, the holiday season is coming to a close. By midnight, Mum will have put away the decorations and the tree. Here I am, savoring the last of these yuletide moments.




May you be blessed with an adventurous New Year!


Sincerely,
Chloe

December 23, 2005

For cats seeking recovery

Q: Hi Chloe, I have a question. If Sylvester the Cat never catches the Tweety bird, how come he has such a fat tummy? -Boni

A: Miss Boni, this is a rather interesting concern you are pondering. Indeed, Sylvester does have quite the enlarged abdomen. I suspect that Mr. Sylvester has grown increasingly frustrated. Perhaps his desperation has become so intense that he has formed an addiction to alcohol to escape his feelings of hopelessness about not being able to catch his dinner. Repeated consumption of excessive quantities of alcohol has been known to add weight around one's stomach. I do hope that the starving feline reaches out for help. If you see him, please direct him to Alcoholics Anonymous. However, do not worry yourself too much if Mr. Sylvester denies his problem and continues drinking. As difficult as it may be to watch a fellow feline struggle, please remember that change will only occur when Sylvester wants to change, and when he is ready.

Sincerely,
Chloe